dumb.

[Breaks are something Eridan usually looks forward to. This year...? Eh, not so much at all. After all of the generated drama that honestly shouldn't have even affected Eridan, he was super glad whenever his pa gave him the rights to go spend time somewhere else other than their wonderful house.

So he just decided to crash at Sollux's place for a few days. You know, why the hell not? Just... spend some time and forget about the shit that he's had to go through, and like. Spend time with someone he wants to spend time with that isn't his sisters or their family.

Yep. Which brings us to our current situation, Eridan currently flopping down onto Sollux's bed with a loud sigh. He's just absolutely relieved right now, but before he even says that, he's going to let out a loud groan and bury his face into the nearest pillow. He knew he was kinda making a big fuss over it all, but Eridan figured it could have been worse. In fact, he's not even going to lift his head from the pillow, but at least he has the decency to speak up through the pillow.

Silly boy.
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'M so glad to be here. You don't ewen know.
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[Things had been pretty hectic lately. What-all with the game and the shenanigans involved that were terrible but held such great rewards... Even now, he can still remember it so clearly, as if it just happened not too long ago. He could still recall it all, especially the way he felt as it was all happening. How absolutely frightened and enraged he felt, how he wanted to just give up, but he didn't. He held hope throughout their hardships, oh my god did he try.

And their endeavors payed off in the end, it really did. Things would finally calm down eventually, or calm down enough.

So, because of this actual sense of calm that even Eridan can feel, as the two of them laid in the grass of lodag, Eridan looked surprisingly relaxed at the moment, which... even for him it felt almost odd in a way, he was happy. He looked over to Feferi and was about to speak, but he was caught off-guard. He did this once in a while, just reflecting for a moment at what they've been through already and just how damn lucky he was to not have screwed up in the ways that other versions of himself had by this point. However, he eventually gets over it as he spoke to her.
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I guess... I can finally say I'm happy for our current situation, all happenstances that'we occurred aside.

bowv chicka vwowv vwowv

[So let's just say that Cronus has recently come away from a ~terrible~ experience being turned down by someone. He's emotional and upset and Eridan is really the only person he could think of to turn to, for reasons unknown. Probably not the best person to go to for comfort, but then again Cronus isn't necessarily the brightest in that aspect.]

vwowv honestly the people here are no better than the ones back from vwhere im from. they just lead you on and then just vwhen you think its getting somevwhere, they dont follow through. im starting to think the only person i vwould actually havwe a shot wwith is you. i mean you arent exactly svwimming in bitches are you? honestly vwhat is vwith people.

Sure why not.

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- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!

TYPE OF SCENE.

① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?
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date weekeennnd~~

[Ahh, it was another Hogsmeade weekend at Hogwarts, and this meant a lot for many of the students, especially since it was after the weather had been cooling down considerably and this was the first trip after a snowfall. Mabel in particular had been saving up a bit for this weekend and preparing herself because oh my gosh she was on a date and oh my gosh she was dating-type thoughts were just racing around her mind. It was hard being a romanticist, it was hard and no one understood.

However, instead of the usual trip in which she just somewhat stayed close to her brother during the off-time, since they were pretty much inseparable most of the time. This weekend was way different. Instead of her brother following along, she was guiding Raz through the crowd of students, trying to find the perfect spot to talk about this date... since there were a ton of places they could go.

It actually didn't take her that long to find a spot that wasn't as crowded, and when she did she flocked right to it. They'd stop off on the side of the main street, where many iconic spots could be seen. Of course, the girl was still clutching onto his hand, because lord she was not going to lose him today With a small look around, she turns her attention to Raz.
]

Where to first? We couuuld go to Gladrag's, or Honeyduke's... Orrr we could settle into the Three Broomsticks since it's really chilly today. It's up to you, cause I'm good with any of the three!

Grubsitting :'3

[Now, Eridan had no idea that his life was much different from many grubs. Most of them grew a normal life with their ... non-troll lusus. However, in an odd turn of events and basically punishment Eridan landed himself with a different caretaker. One that... oddly suited his needs as well as a seahorse would. And life was still pretty great for the lil grub. He was just so blissfully unaware of what a normal grub life should be, and he didn't really care as long as he was alive and fed and taken care of!!

Except for the fact that he was starting to get hungry! Which meant that his lusus should be around here somewhere... He's gotta be! He always knew exactly when to feed him and stuff. He was a really good lusus, he really was!! At least, that's what the young grub thought anyways. He would probably think a rock would be a good lusus to him if it kept him alive and fed him.

Though, this one was different in a lot of other ways.

Either way, Eridan was currently skittering around the yellowblood's hive, squeaking and glubbing desperately for him. Wherever could he beeee???
]

daughter dad shenans

[What a lovely morning. Elidan decided to sleep in for a tiny bit longer for some reason, who knows. All that she knows is that it's morning and things are great!!

Okay scratch that, Elidan was in pain the moment she sat up and she had no idea why. Maybe. Maybe it was just a stomach ache, she did sleep in pretty late today. Maybe it was a bad meal from the night before or something. Who knows. She shrugs it off a little, moving a bit slower as she pulled her blankets back to get up.

And then she saw it. She saw red.

Instead of the obvious, her mind flashed other places. Someone came in during the middle of the night and stabbed her while she was asleep. ... Yep. That is def. what happened, and because of this, she was most def dying.

She was dying.

Oh my god.

Also her sheets and pj bottoms are ruined. Fuck.
]

...

[She knew that she was going to stay as calm as she could and not to move much because if she did she'd bleed more and oh god she has to tell her dad or something somehow. Pulling her blanket back over her lap an she just takes a breath in to scream, only to stop for a moment because OW CRAMPS.

And then she actually screamed.
]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. I'M DYYYYYYYIN'. HEEEEEEELLLLP!!!!!
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Open Musebox Post!

This is primarily to dick around accordingly, also if you just want to idk, rp with me or something.

Have at me!
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Yeeep.

Dickin' around right now with this entry, don't mind me.